“The Queen’s Corgi” (2019)

I’m… at a loss for words. I never thought I’d see a “kid’s film” which opens up with our main character nearly getting raped by President Trump’s dog, played for laughs. I’m not kidding. This is an actual thing that happens in this film. Things don’t improve from there. For starters, this film’s premise is very generic, taking elements from films like Flushed Away to Lady and the Tramp and even Fight Club of all films. You can predict every plot beat that happens; there’s nothing outstanding here whatsoever. The film’s humor is either too inappropriate for its target audience, or too stupid to appeal to anyone other than kids. This film is so tone-deaf it feels like it wasn’t made with any demographic in mind. Also, the main character is horribly written; he’s a typical prissy animal who winds up out of his element, and on top of that, he often acts inconsistent from scene to scene. The only true saving grace here is that some of the decisions made are so baffling, so downright bizarre that honestly, you cannot believe this even exists. It’s so bad that it almost becomes fascinating in how it manages to fail.

Rating: 1/5

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