“Death House” (2017)

Within the first 10 minutes, you’ll realize that you’re watching one of the very worst films ever made. This mish-mash of random stuff happening is practically incomprehensible, as the film doesn’t even attempt to construct a coherent vision. It seems to be under the delusion that having random weird things happen with zero context, with sudden bursts of poorly handled gore is unsettling. It’s not. On a technical level, the film is just plain incompetent; it’s poorly shot, and the cinematography is horrendous. The acting is atrocious, the pacing sucks and the writing, in particular the dialogue, is subpar. Everything is terrible. Everything. There’s no redeeming qualities in this pile of garbage whatsoever. It’s just bad. Really bad.

Rating: 0.5/5

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