“Gordy” (1995)

This seems like a film that was made when some execs in Hollywood realized that an adaptation of Babe: The Gallant Pig was being made, and so they rushed this through with the hopes of beating it to market, hoping to earn the odd dollar from confused parents. And this film did beat it, by three months. But barely anyone has even seen this film, and for good reason. It’s crap. The film’s plot is nonsensical, lacks any semblance of style and memorability, and, especially when you compare it to the much darker and riskier Babe,it’s clear that this film has no backbone and no desire to engage with its younger audience. It’s only good moments come about ironically, from the film’s own insanity.

Rating: 1.5/5